Who are you and what is this thing?

My name is Robin de Voh, and I write an assortment of fiction.

I mostly post the stories I write as preparation for NaNoWriMo here, but from time to time I also post other things.

I'm also a developer, and I built this site from the ground up as an experiment. This is the third version of this site, and it's unlikely to be the last.

Some favorite stories

• Whispers
• Wishing on a Coconut
• Loss
• The Dog and the Wardrobe
• Cuauhtēmallān

Open source PHP packages used

• parable-php/parable
• erusev/parsedown
• myclabs/php-enum (Big surprise!)
• webmozart/assert

Web tools used

• Authrly

About the website

This is a fully customized static-content site. The actual posts and pages are markdown files. There is a simple indexing system for quick lookup, keeping most page loads under 50ms with no caching whatsoever. There is no database, no admin system, and no way at all to influence the site from the outside.

So stop trying, you fucking idiots.